A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.

The frog is thrilled and says, This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?

No says the psychic, in a Biology class.