A sign was hung in an office window. It read:

Help wanted.
Must type 70 words a minute.
Must be computer literate.
Must be bilingual.
An equal opportunity employer.

A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager’s office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job.

The office manager laughed and said, I can’t hire a dog for this job.

The dog pointed to the line: An equal opportunity employer.

So the manager said, OK, take this letter and type it. The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted.

The manager said, Alright, here’s a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it.

Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer.

The manager still wasn’t convinced. I still can’t hire you for this position. You’ve got to be bilingual.

The dog looked up at the manager and said, Meow.